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This Month's Top 10 List!

Sign that dogs are not very clever...

  1. Must go outside to relieve themselves.
  2. Take orders.
  3. Whine when human leaves house.
  4. Cannot cling to vertical surfaces.
  5. Cannot play the piano.
  6. Cannot always land on their feet.
  7. Very limited vocab.
  8. jLooks guilty when suspected of a crime.
  9. Cannot sweell to twice their normal size when under attaack.
  10. Canoot use the internet!

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